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I asked one-hundred men:
Is it something you should avoid -
ball sweat?

Is it the bane of your existence
that you contemplate
all you cannot fathom, like

how your body has hair growing where it
never used to be, and no longer
grows hair where you'd like it to be?

Does it make you more aggressive,
or is it red meat
that affects you in this way?

Is it the lack of oral sex,
or owning a dog that always detects
your ball sweat

but you don't want to switch to a cat
for fear of what
the neighbors might think.

Is this why road rage has gotten
worse over the years,
or exists at all?

Or is it a cry for help, chafing from
all that sweat, making pores larger
from masturbating while stuck in gridlock?

.
.
I've pondered these things lately.
I'm too sexy for my ________ ! (feel free to fill in the blank!)


:bulletblack:10/3/11: I finally figured out how to explain this poem which came to me totally out of the blue without a moment's hesitation: it's a satire; a social commentary! :D
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TallCanXD Featured By Owner Oct 4, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
How right you are...
XD
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cality Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
... mirror. ;)

:lmao: Great poem!
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jade-pandora Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2011
Thank you!

and great answer!
:iconweeeplz:
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RetroZombie Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011
I'm too sexy for my... Pubic Hair!! :eyes: :strip: :giggle:

I love this every bit as much as when you first recited it to me! :aww: I hope we can get this recorded soon! :eager:

:hug: :heart:
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jade-pandora Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011
:hug: I hope so, too! And that's a perfect response to your blank, cause my first reaction was "what pubic hair?" :faint: it's so you
:iconpubichairplz:

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RetroZombie Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011
Exactly, right? :flirty:

That was the first thing that popped into my head... and it wouldn't pop back out again, so I just had to use it! :strip:

:glomp: :heart:
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exquisiteoath Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011  Student General Artist
HAIKU
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jade-pandora Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011
Yaaay, Crispen! :glomp:
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exquisiteoath Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011  Student General Artist
Miss me?
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jade-pandora Featured By Owner Sep 26, 2011
:iconcreepglompplz: This much!
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