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I asked one-hundred men:
Is it something you should avoid -
ball sweat?
Is it the bane of your existence, that you
contemplate all you cannot fathom, like
how your body has hair growing where
it never used to, and no longer grows
where you'd like it?
Does it make you more aggressive, or
is it red meat that affects you in this way?
Is it the lack of oral sex, or owning a dog
that always detects your ball sweat?
But you don't want to switch to a cat for
fear of what the neighbors might think.
Is this why road rage has gotten
worse over the years, or exists at all?
Or is it a cry for help when chafing from
all that sweat, making pores larger from
masturbating while stuck in gridlock?
.
I've pondered these things lately.
Starts a new list of the next 100 men...
Is it something you should avoid -
ball sweat?
Is it the bane of your existence, that you
contemplate all you cannot fathom, like
how your body has hair growing where
it never used to, and no longer grows
where you'd like it?
Does it make you more aggressive, or
is it red meat that affects you in this way?
Is it the lack of oral sex, or owning a dog
that always detects your ball sweat?
But you don't want to switch to a cat for
fear of what the neighbors might think.
Is this why road rage has gotten
worse over the years, or exists at all?
Or is it a cry for help when chafing from
all that sweat, making pores larger from
masturbating while stuck in gridlock?
.
I've pondered these things lately.
Starts a new list of the next 100 men...
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10/3/11: I finally figured out how to explain this poem which came to me totally out of the blue without a moment's hesitation: it's a satire; a social commentary!
10/3/11: I finally figured out how to explain this poem which came to me totally out of the blue without a moment's hesitation: it's a satire; a social commentary!
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Brilliant!
P.D:...SHOES!
P.D:...SHOES!